News just in from Campbell Mansions...
...I've sprained my ankle.
Did it playing badminton at the local Adult Education College. It made a lovely "crack" as I went over. They insisted on calling an ambulance (never been in one before, apart from for research purposes). Nearly three hours in Casualty. Three-minute examination from bored doctor and advice to take Nurofen.
I think that's enough excitement for one day.